Peter Campion

Marital status: Life Sentence

Occupation: Gay

Nickname and why: Phantom was the original nickname (ask Grills), now its “Campo”. Maybe it should be changed to step ladder!

Year joined the Saints: Day 1- last one picked, just like back in the school yard days

Favourite position (football, not sexual): After the game at the bar. Anywhere were an old guy can try to get a kick

Favourite football memory: Last two years with the saints have been great with a 2nd & 1st place finish but being part of the group effort that won the Division 1 US Nationals was amazing. Also playing football with my son.

Which footballer do you model your prowess on: When God invented football, he also made one perfect footballer and then threw away the mold- Bruce Doull “the Flying Door Mat”.

Funniest moment at the Saints: I’m so old I forget them all but the original trip down Seattle when Dave Miller try to take two screamers of his own head and Scott Sheen got stuck at the US border in the Campo gas chamber

Team-mate you would least like to share a room with on a trip away: Mad Dog (Clint Joy)- Those leather studded thongs he wears scare men.

Favourite Vancouver nightspot: What are they?

Will I retire soon and hang up the boots?: YES

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