Clint Joy

Hard to believe……single

Occupation: Sales rep- Building supplies, amateur gynecologist (I don’t know too much but I’ll take a look)

Nickname and why: Mad Dog. Self appointed at training one night. It stuck. I am the only person ever to successfully pull of a self nick name.

Favourite position (football, not sexual): Full forward, bar, wreck beach (kits), reverse bee-sting.

Favourite football memory: 2009 Flag with the mighty WCS. Wade Bambling aka the ginger ninja joining the team, West Coast Eagles Flags, 92, 94 and 06. First game of seniors aged 15. My mum screaming out dumb shit at every game- Hilarious.

Which footballer do you model your prowess on: Tony Lockett, Jason Dunstall, Gary Ablett Snr and Clive Waterhouse.

Funniest moment at the Saints: It wasn’t funny til 3 months after but getting glad-wrapped nude to a power pole with my undersized pecker out for everyone to see.

Team-mate you would least like to share a room with on a trip away: Adrian “cant control my movements whilst hammered” Pell, Wade Bambling- hate him, Dave Miller- answers itself.

Favourite Vancouver nightspot: Hastings and Main after 2am

Biggest Achievement: Losing my virginity

Biggest disappointment: Who I lost it to.

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