Saints Match Report Round #8

The West Coast Saints were gallant in defeat against the Delta Bayhawks on Saturday. With pride on the line following a 107 point drubbing last time the two teams met, the Saints were determined to improve. And it was a different story this time around with the Saints in it right until the end, eventually losing by 19 points. Wayward kicking for goal ultimately proved costly, with a final score of 9.9.63 to Delta’s much more accurate 13.4.82.

Good players were Lachy “42” Scott, Nat Doyle, Luke Nerriter and Quinny.

The Saints were also helped by the return of several key players including Sean Hayes, James Maitland and slithering Matt Sutherland. With more players returning for the Whistler Cup the Saints should continue improving ahead of the finals.

Slithering Sutherland says “I do”???

West Coast Saints ruckman Matt “slithering” Sutherland has refused to deny he’s leaving the club for the greener pastures of Kelowna. Doubts have been cast over the controversial player’s future after he was seen in a jewellery shop looking at rings. A team-mate also found evidence on his computer that Sutherland looked at rental listings on Craigslist in the Okanagan town.

The beanpole did not comment on the rumours, but a close source claimed love was in the air. “It’s changed his life! In the last few weeks I haven’t heard him say a sentence that hasn’t included the words Kelowna or Kim,’’ the source said. “To be honest I’m disgusted, he was the last person I expected to settle down- there’s going to be a lot of disappointed women, and men, in Vancouver. The only positive is we’ll have more food in the fridge with him not visiting anymore.”