Slithering Sutherland says “I do”???

West Coast Saints ruckman Matt “slithering” Sutherland has refused to deny he’s leaving the club for the greener pastures of Kelowna. Doubts have been cast over the controversial player’s future after he was seen in a jewellery shop looking at rings. A team-mate also found evidence on his computer that Sutherland looked at rental listings on Craigslist in the Okanagan town.

The beanpole did not comment on the rumours, but a close source claimed love was in the air. “It’s changed his life! In the last few weeks I haven’t heard him say a sentence that hasn’t included the words Kelowna or Kim,’’ the source said. “To be honest I’m disgusted, he was the last person I expected to settle down- there’s going to be a lot of disappointed women, and men, in Vancouver. The only positive is we’ll have more food in the fridge with him not visiting anymore.”